100% sure im ugly as hell and yet I still expect to be in a relationship with a hot person
if you shame girls about their breast size i will push you into traffic
"Who’s flat now?"
whos flat now
I either dress like im going to a red carpet event or like im a homeless drug addict there is no in between
im not saying your ugly..im just saying your about 8 beers away from being my type
i need this on a shirt tho
oh god .
*wants to listen to something sad* *entire music library is fucking sad*
spoon me while we watch bobs burgers until I fall asleep and drool all over you plz
do u ever look at gorgeous people and just cry
or rich people and cry even harder